Miss Anonymous

Disney Stars: Destined to be Naughty?

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that Disney stars never seem to stay innocent?  Let’s start at the beginning.

Miley Cyrus: I believe her downfall was somewhere after Party in the USA.  I remember watching the scandalous Can't Be Tamed music video.  I was appalled at the skanky outfits, terrible dancing, and the odd bird wings she was wearing.  Not to mention the strange addition of a giant bird's nest.  Little did I know that was nothing compared to her new music video for We Can’t Stop.  I'm not entirely sure what to even say about it....I found myself asking all sorts of questions, like "Did she just lick that doll?" and "Why are you wearing a giant teddy bear on your back?"  And that horrendous hair these days.  It says nothing but regret.  Miley…be honest.  Did you just not want to be Hannah Montana anymore?

Vanessa Hudgens:  Vanessa didn’t last long in the Disney world.  I heard rumors of her atrocious acts.  We know what you did Vanessa.  Way to forever scar High School Musical.  And don’t think I don’t know about the naughty movies and songs that never go anywhere because the acting is terrible and the singing is even worse.

Selena Gomez:  I actually had hope for this one.  Until I heard about the movie she starred in with Vanessa that was rated R, called Spring Breakers.  Don’t read the synopsis.  After Wizards of Waverly Place…who could ever suspect?  And yes Selena…I heard those couple cuss words you slipped into your last CD.  Shameful.  Speaking of shameful….singing the theme song of that TV show “Mistresses?”  Just the title sounds trashy.

So yes, I think that about sums it up for Disney stars.  I have come to the conclusion that once they realize we will forever remember them as their Disney characters, they try to be as naughty as possible to make us forget.  We will never forget.  If any of you stars ever read this…..I am VERY disappointed in you.