Monday, July 29, 2013

Utah Jazz

Unfortunately one of my readers reports that my blog is FAIRLY boring.

To my FAIRLY boring reader....this post is for you.

Thoughts on the Utah Jazz.
Since my infancy my family has watched this team, both in person and on TV. I do not particularly care for sports of any kind...but I have often wondered about the fans of this team. I remember watching little snippets here and there while reading my book. I remember watching my dad and brother scream at the TV and cheer at their success. However, if I'm to be completely honest...I feel like they are a team that disappoints. Again and again they try, but they fail every-time. No offense folks but it seems like you would all lead happier lives if you picked a different team to cheer for. Maybe one that wins. It certainly can't be fun repeating to yourself at the end of every season, "they will have a better year next year."

GO JAZZ!
that is it.
the end.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

WHY READ?

Due to my lack of talent, interests or hobbies I have decided to spend my time creating this blog rather than sleeping. If your wondering whether to keep reading, or follow my blog eternally.... here are 20 reasons why I might relate to you.....

1.) I didn't get asked to my Senior prom. I like to think it's because boys were intimidated by my gorgeous acne filled face. Doubtful. My husband went to High school with me though...what does that tell you?!

2.) When driving I must sing loudly and proudly. I may not sound like Adele, but I sure do feel like I am her when I sing.

3.) I consume massive quantities of Costa Vida. I am their biggest fan.

4.) Cooking is like a foreign language to me. It's an accomplishment on my part if I can manage to not burn boxed pizza.

5.) I sleep with a blanket. For warmth, not because I'm a baby and scared of the dark.

6.) Big parties and loud people make me feel shy and uncomfortable.

7.) I love watching The Bachelor/Bachelorette. I feel sad inside when they don't pick the individual best suited for them. It's just tragic.

8.) Naps are the best. I need at least 5 a day in order to survive.

9.) I am a nurse.

10.) I was an average student. B's get degrees to you know.

11.) I'm not big into beauty products. I don't know what I would do without split ends....life would be dull.

12.) I don't mind pictures of animals, or animals at a distance....but I'm rather scared of them when they are too close to me.

13.) I don't bike, run, swim, or even walk quickly.

14.) Shopping is my favorite

15.) I play the piano. On an average level...like mostly hymns and nothing else.

16.) I feel too young for Relief Society

17.) When looking for a seat at any event I sit away from the people and secretly hope that someone will notice...and sit by me :)

18.) I am married. For one whole year as of May 25th.

19.) I get nervous when someone calls me on the phone.

20.) This blog is called the Golden years....because my last name is Goldsberry...get it? It's cute.

That is all.
The End.